The Day my views on the world and on woman changed

Hey all, well yesterday we arrived real early in the morning so got a few hours sleep before jumping in a taxi and heading to china town, what a place that was, just utter shit crammed into everypossible space it could be, with people everywhere, the 4 of us stood out like dogs balls in there, so much physically bigger than everyone else, was a pretty cool feeling, being the big men on campus and using our size to push people round in the hustle and bustle of the little alleyways.

We came from there back to koh sahn road in the funniest taxi i have been in probably in my hole life, the guy insisted on selling marcus as a prostitute to his freinds, he believed his friend would pay up to 5000 baht, about 250$NZ to have sex with him, the only thing is that we didnt determine weather the freind he spoke of was a boy or a girl.  When we got back to the road we went about ganging up on stool owners and getting cheaper deals by buying in bulk, i brought three tee shirts for $7nz each, so pretty happy with that.  AFter we got over with arguing with people we went back home for a shower met up with thompson and went out for dinner for a few classic yarns.

this is where the night took either a turn for the worst or went from a standard night to an umbelieveable night.  70% of all travellers to thailand are male, be it they want to see the ping pong show of patpong road.  we werer no different, and ill honestly say now, i never ever ever want to see the things i saw last night again in my life, my appreciation for NZ woman or western woman in general with any form of respect for themselves has gone through the roof..i will not go into exact detail of what i saw as it is terrible, but i will enlighten you on the fact of how i was picked to be the one that hit the table tennis balls back at her off the bar, i got hold of two of them with a couple of brilliant forehands and sent them whizzing back past her ears as fast as she was spittin them out,made her flinch a couple of times., this cost me $5 NZ to perform, but well worth it, all that table tennis practice in the waimea college health office finally paid off, after this we made a quick smart exit out of that club before they got any more money out of us....(if you want more specific details of what acts were performed i will enlighten you, but due to the fact that my mum reads this and i respect her as a women i will not go into any more detail)

So storming out of the club in utter disbelief of what we saw, some of the boys even nearing the early stages of vomiting we jumped in a couple of cabs and once again raced through the streets of bangkok, telling the driver to follow that cab infront coz we were going to kill the people in it (the other boys were in front mum)...we have realised if you say this to the driver he gets you faster around town...its a crazy country what can i say.

With a quesy stomach, we got back on koh sahn, went to the seven eleven brought a chang and reflected on what we saw, all of us validly stating that we respected the females we knew back in NZ and our homelands.  back to bed for a horrible nights sleep thinking about what i had just seen.

This morning we have got up early and are off to MBK shopping mall, apparently this plae is pretty massive, with a water park etc in it.  finish off some shopping and come home for a few beers in the hub of bangkok, definatly steering clear of the ping pong show.  Looking forward to getting out of the dirt and into some clean conditions.

Catch ya

Turnz